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Ominous Tarot Readings

Starting At

$30.00

Availability

5 creator slots available

Cancellation Policy

Moderate

Available Licenses

Non-commercial Use

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Have you ever wanted to be told you're probably going to die based on a system of divination that doesn't involve star charts or eviscerating birds? Then this is the commission for you! Buy one for yourself, your loved one, your mortal enemy, your dog - the deck does not discriminate!

Base price includes a custom reading using actual tarot cards dealt out just for you, interpreted in the most fatalistic way possible. You will receive a (pdf or doc) writeup of the results as well as a picture of the finished spread. Several decks to choose from. For an extra $10 I'll deal out the cards while chatting with you about them via the text-based platform of your choice, and for an extra $30 I'll give the reading live over video chat before providing the finished assets, all hopped up on coffee, showing you just how upbeat predictions of your death can be.

Do you dare tempt fate? Do you dare? Then throw some money at me and let's get at it!

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About the Creator

Mark

New Creator

Cofounder and second-in-command at Commissio. The staff member who's not a programmer. Designer by day, marketing ninja by night.